Plain little pun
Why did the guy with gluten allergy skip leg day?
'Cause he couldn't train his glutes!
A cheeky little pun from /r/TheyDidTheMath.
A little pun for everyone. Not mine but posting for a friend.
A short man posting here might be a little Pun Gent
Some context: so some guy thought that a close up picture of a fig was the inside of a vagina and then some dude told him that and this guy on Reddit made a nice little pun
A Little Pun on the Job
So I have a funny anecdote from work but my friends don't like puns as much as I do, so I'm hoping someone here will appreciate it. This happened last night.
My lead walked up to me to let me know a coworker wasn't there, he says, "Bill is dead and we killed him."
I give him a blank stare because I didn't comprehend him immediately and he goes, "it was a reference to Nietzsche." (German philosopher known for "God is dead and we killed him.") "it was a Neitzsche joke."
So I responded with "that's cool bud, but I believe it's pronounced 'niche'."
He stutters for a moment, "no, it's- oh."
I burst out into laughter and he walks away with a "fuck you". 😂
Saw a cool picture on Reddit, friend made a clever little pun.
I heard a little pun the other day
A little boy asks his dad, "Do trees poop?"
The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
When I was little my mom told me I could be anything I want to be...
Turns out identity theft is a crime.
God: *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
Little know fact - Jesus was fully prepared to be crucified.
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
I could tell this guy is feeling a little lightheaded.
What's a nice little snack for computers?
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
My favorite song goes a little something like this: "De Spa..."
found on fb but someone had a little problem
I think my sink is a little clogged
My gassy little daughter may not share much with ancient Egypt
But they have their toots in common.
I said to my therapist that I feel a little paranoid with Back Street Boys, and he said...
This pun is a little cheesy but still grate
That explains why he tried to mow down little Anakin
Why were the little strawberries upset?
Because they were in a jam.
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
Who DOESN'T enjoy a little eye candy on a Wednesday afternoon?
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Why was the little bear grumpy?
His mother wouldn’t panda to him
Just a little bit of meat.
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
I was trying to give away a bunch of those little bugs that make honey.
But nobody wanted my freebies.
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
Aloe-v you so much little friend
A little know story about Mozart is that in 1785 he killed all of his chickens.
When he asked who the best composer was, they kept replying “Bach, Bach, Bach”
My 4-year-old got crumbs in his eye and started rubbing his eye. He said it didn't hurt much and I said "Oh, so it's just a little irritating?"
He said "No, it's eye-itating."
A little too small
Why can't you surf microwaves??
Cause they are too small
My little Pony
Why could the little pony not talk...?
Because he was a little hoarse...
Found this little ✨g e m✨ on r/technicallythetruth
When I was little I was like this:
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