Lowkey lit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Hamster333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmkwee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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This cake was lit (made by me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camping_time
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A butt lit a house on fire...

So I guess he committed Arse-on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepOut75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Martha had always listened to her parents when they said β€˜stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.

Martha was burning with curiosity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I once went on a date that ended with me and the girl sleeping together. After sex she lit a cigarette and told me me all about her hobby: collecting roadkill and pinning it to her wall. Well, there's no way I could see her after that...

Smoking is such a turn off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My dashboard lit up before the fin fell off the back of my car.

Spoiler alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterrandom1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I was cold while in my kayak so I lit a fire and it sunk

Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpingRedFox
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I was messing around with my wife while we were camping and accidentally lit her hair on fire...

She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingmanEXE
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Isreal lit in the comment section
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finnick420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Lit on two separate levels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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This water is lit!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mobslayer137
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you call santa if he goes down a lit chimney?

Crisp kringle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Switch to the lighter switch (They look lit)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snake9211
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Possibly better than Quiz-lit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBTL107
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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This is LIT πŸ’‘
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrokenMop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I like how they light the Olympic torch near Athens, then it stays lit all the way to the opening ceremony.

I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Thomas Edison really lit up the scientific world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My school had a fire it was pretty lit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamptonflag
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What's more lit than socks with sandals?

Crocs with candles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olbox_ofsox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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You guys hear about the latest batch of Jim Beam? I've been told it's pretty lit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I majored in English. My education was lit.

English Lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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it must suck to be a lit candle

they only get blown once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DokTLF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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A friend of mine lit a pile of wood on fire

That Woodstock was lit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InprobusVir
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My night's gonna be lit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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I can’t claim to know why they green lit the new Sonic movie

But I’m guessing they were hopped up on speed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supadude51
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What does the farmer say when he wants to make his party lit?

Hey, lettuce turnip the beet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathDexoys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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A man filling his car with gas, got some gas on his arm. He got in his car and lit a cigarette lighting his arm on fire. He flails around and other patrons help him put it out, just then 2 cops roll up...

They arrest him for waving a fire arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper-85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Went to visit my brother in the city and noticed he had cute little statues in his garden that lit up and moved around with the music he had piped out there.

He said they were metro gnomes.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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It’s been a month since I quit my job transcribing pre-Classical Greek lit into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I dropped a lit match, all i could say was...

that fire got out of hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raberstaber
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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Lit and Lighted
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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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We discussed Robert Frost's "Mending Wall" today in Lit

Me: so I guess you could say he rides the fence about fences.

Classmate: and he doesn't want anyone to take offence about it.

Me: I gate what you're saying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zubat_Breeder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank

Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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