One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
These zoo meetings are really taking off.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
Me: “why?”
Son: “Because he had noBODY to dance with”
He’s ten and says he came up with it on his own. I’m so proud.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
But a Tiger Wood.
A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.
A liar.
He said once he saw a lion, he started running toward the village at full speed. After around a kilometre, he looked back and lion, who was just a feet away from him, slipped all of sudden. This allowed him to gain some distance from lion. After around another kilometre, he looked back and lion, who was closing the distance slipped once again. This kept happening untill he reached the village. And that's how he survived the lion chasing him for 10 kms.
"Wow uncle!! You are great. If I was in your position I would have peed myslef. "
"Idiot. Then how do you think lion kept slipping."
I guess I only have my shelf to blame
To get to the other pride
Because they were in the living room.
The one fish turns to the other and says..dam!
I am the CIEIO
He was looking for Pooh 😃
He said it was the most violent golf course he ever attended.
It's awful to see someone you love mugged.
A Shocking Realization
It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil.
He's the big cheese.
so we nicknamed him Dan da lion.
Because there was gold in them/their hills!
And then hit her head.
It has started to decimate the population since they aren't mating with the female lions. People are calling it the worst infestation of dandy-lions in history!
Marcus
There was no body, arms or legs to him but he was functioning normal and his parents loved him. On his 21st birthday his dad took him to a bar, bought him a beer and gave it to him to drink. Suddenly his torso grew out of his head. Around him amazed the bar started chanting “Drink, Drink!” His dad got a second beer and gave it to him, this time he grew arms and hands. The stunned crowd all chanted again “Drink, Drink” He got his third beer and drank it himself with his new hands, suddenly legs and feet grew. The crowd applauded and cheered. The son couldn’t believe it and started to run. He ran around in circles and then out of the bar. Unfortunately he ran into the road, got hit by a truck and was killed instantly. The barman looked at his dad, sighed and said “He should have quit while he was a head”
Jack
So, I asked him: What’s up with the paper towels?
The Pirate said: Aarrr, I have a Bounty on my head
Now that's real fatherhood
Happy Father's Day!
Wife (holding the tape measure): Have you tried looking at Dick’s?
Middle schooler: Laughs uncontrollably
I have only my shelf to blame.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
...is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Now I’m the CIEIO
It's always just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....
Nothing he was gladiator.
Because there was gold in them/their hills
No. He was gladiator.
