Whats light and blue

Light blue

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I was drinking a light beer when I suddenly got the urge to try a Blue Ribbon beer. I had the worst hangover... this is the 2nd time I've done this with the same result! The saying is true...

Those who cannot remember the Pabst are doomed to repeat it.

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There is no reason to tailgate me while I am doing 75 in a 50

and turn off those flashing blue lights on your car. They look RIDICULOUS

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A list of over 350 Dad Jokes!

Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

5/4 of people admit theyโ€™re bad at fractions.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. โ€œIโ€™d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,โ€ it says. โ€œSorry, but I canโ€™t serve you,โ€ the bartender replies. โ€œYouโ€™re out of your head.โ€

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. โ€œWe donโ€™t serve your kind here,โ€ the bartender says. โ€œWhy not?โ€ one yogurt asks. โ€œWeโ€™re cultured.โ€

A friend of mine didnโ€™t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heโ€™s an extremely aggressive janitor.

A guy walks into a bar, and thereโ€™s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, โ€œWhat are you staring at? Havenโ€™t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?โ€ The guy says, โ€œItโ€™s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.โ€

A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, โ€œWhatโ€™s with the paper towel?โ€ The pirate says, โ€œArrr! Iโ€™ve got a Bounty on me head!โ€

A turtle is crossing the road when heโ€™s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, โ€œI donโ€™t know. It all happened so fast.โ€

Armed robbersโ€”some say theyโ€™re a drain on society, but youโ€™ve got to give it to them.

Barbersโ€ฆyou have to take your hat off to them.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Cooking out this weekend? Donโ€™t forget the pickle. Itโ€™s kind of a big dill.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereโ€™s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisโ€ฆ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one

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Understanding cop.

A man purchased a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The police cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue

Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!

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Christmas Lights

I donโ€™t mean to be a Grinch and impede on the holiday spirit. However, those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has red and blue flashing lights?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Happy Holidays๐ŸŽ„.

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What is blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold

Edit 2 : Wow that blue up

Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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My wife got me.

My family and I were driving down the interstate when we saw the ol' red and blues flashing up ahead of us. I moved to the next lane to provide some extra room for the officer and whoever got pulled over. As we pass by, we see that the police cruiser is all by itself, parked but with the lights flashing. Wifey casually says, "Looks like Megamind got pulled over."

I don't think I've ever been so proud.

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Whatโ€™s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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Whatโ€™s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much...

they are pretty light.

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In a one story house the walls are blue, the chairs are blue, the floor is blue, the lights are blue, the living room is blue, the bedrooms are blue, the kitchen is blue, even the air has a blueish tint. What color are the stairs?

The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.

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Whatโ€™s green and not very heavy?

Light green

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Whatโ€™s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's green and not heavy?

Light green

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Whatโ€™s blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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What is blue and not heavy?

Light Blue.

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What is blue and not heavy ?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light Blue

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Whats blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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Whatโ€™s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Whatโ€™s blue and not heavy

Light blue

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What's blue, bit not heavy

Light blue

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What's blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and not heavy ?

Light blue

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What's something that is blue and not heavy?

Light blue :D

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What is blue and not that heavy?

Light blue!

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Whats blue and not heavy?

Light blue :)))

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My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?

Light Blue

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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Whats not heavy and blue?

Light blue

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What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light blue.

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I don't put an orange in my beer often

Except maybe once in a Blue Moon

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What's blue and cries?

Baby blue

(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Whatโ€™s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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What's blue and not so heavy?

Light blue

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light Blue

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What is Blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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