My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why is a leather jacket good for camouflage?

Because it's made of hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemuel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?

Hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Tight leather jackets are hard to pull off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enhancin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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An Authentic Dad Joke Story From My Dad This Morning

So we are at breakfast and a guy comes in with a old school red leather Michael Jackson jacket zippers and sequins. As we were leaving I walk by him and we said hi.

I said "when you came in I was going to tell you to "beat it". He said "and I would have lol".

Nope he didn't get it. His wife explained. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrackBear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Dad walks into a grocery store

He picks up an avocado and looks at it thoughtfully. He looks over to me and says, β€œWhy are all of these pears wearing little leather jackets?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YavielTheElf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Heard whispering coming from my wardrobe!

Voice kept whispering "I used to be an executioner in a leather jacket shop"

Turned out it was just a coat hanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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My friend got me good today.

We were outside and I was so cold I was shivering. Being the good friend he is, he offered me his leather jacket.

Now, my friend is this skinny little dude, and I'm a heavier set guy.

Me: What is it a medium? Sorry, but I'm an XL dude.

My friend: Really, I always pictured you as a powerpoint kinda guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaleDribble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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