A list of puns related to "Leather jacket"
I guess Iβm easily suede.
Because it's made of hide
Hide.
So we are at breakfast and a guy comes in with a old school red leather Michael Jackson jacket zippers and sequins. As we were leaving I walk by him and we said hi.
I said "when you came in I was going to tell you to "beat it". He said "and I would have lol".
Nope he didn't get it. His wife explained. π€¦π»ββοΈπππ
He picks up an avocado and looks at it thoughtfully. He looks over to me and says, βWhy are all of these pears wearing little leather jackets?β
Voice kept whispering "I used to be an executioner in a leather jacket shop"
Turned out it was just a coat hanger.
We were outside and I was so cold I was shivering. Being the good friend he is, he offered me his leather jacket.
Now, my friend is this skinny little dude, and I'm a heavier set guy.
Me: What is it a medium? Sorry, but I'm an XL dude.
My friend: Really, I always pictured you as a powerpoint kinda guy.
I guess Iβm easily suede.
Iβm easily suede.
Iβm easily suede.
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