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A list of puns related to "Lawyer"
Father-in-law
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
He then took out a pillow, put his bag on it, and covered the bag with a baby blanket. "What are you doing?" asked the judge. The lawyer replied, "I rest my case."
He was trying to loose some lLBs
A father in law :3
A lawsuit.
He could never pass the bar
Briefs, but sports writers love boxers, and special forces soldiers go commando.
Expunge Bob
Because he had lots of experience in sewing.
He didn't mind cause he was practicing
He gained all his knowledge through trials and error.
Because they can never just pass a bar.
Pro-vlono
De’bait’!
or, alternate punchline:
Bating tactics!
‘Cause it was in a jam!
Cop: But you are the lawyer? Me: Then where’s my present?
Call myself the bar inspector
Because that would be
E-legal.
Sounds like a huge pain in the butt
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
Ace attorney's
She was filing suits.
Judge - Yes, that's assault!
Lawyer - I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
"I rest my case."
They're very affordable, but you have to build your own case.
Tailor: you said the there was one hole the pocket only, there are definitely more! Lawyer: I lied, sew me!
Apparently deep down they are good people.
Everything he did was pro Bono
I have a mother-in-law.
There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
He was Diss-Bard.
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
He is in a cent
Me: So where’s my present?!
Debate.
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"
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