A list of puns related to "The Lawyer"
‘Cause it was in a jam!
De’bait’!
or, alternate punchline:
Bating tactics!
She was filing suits.
Me: So where’s my present?!
"I rest my case."
Everything he did was pro Bono
He was Diss-Bard.
Help! I’ve been framed.
They lost my case.
I said alphabetically or by age
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
My income is low-er and this maybe my career's financy low-year.
He lost his firm
The judge.
His Law Suit.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
The law maker was outlawed.
He kept going to disbar.
Doctor - Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination.
Taken from an actual court hearing
He showed up wearing only a lawsuit.
One of them's a bottom dwelling, scum sucking scavenger...
The other one's just a fish.
A lawsuit.
A lawsuit
It was trans-send-dental-mediation.
Professional courtesy
when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have no money for food," the first man replied.
"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the lawyer.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!", the lawyer proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.
They all climbed into the car, and once underway, one of the men expresses, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
It was a brief case
I rest my face.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
One’s a loathsome bottom feeder, and the other’s a fish.
my law professor told this joke to start class off today
Debate.
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
I rest my case
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"
They lost my case.
He said you don’t have much of a case.
Lawyer: So where's my present?
The lawyer said, “You don’t seem to have too much of a case.”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
He said, “You don’t seem to have much of a case.”
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