Why can't you enter Sauron's lair?

Because there's always one Mordor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What was the hippy doing inside Medusa’s lair?

Getting stoned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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How would a socially awkward adult go about emerging from a lair of eternal loneliness?

(Asking for a friend)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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There once was a beautiful, snowy kingdom.

It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.

However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.

When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.

Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,

β€œLook! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_reddit03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What’s the difference between Batman and an onion?

Batman only has one lair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_Day_Man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What kind of cake does a dragon eat?

A lair cake.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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