I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...
But I was trippin all day!
My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...
Stop making that racket.
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
I think my shoes were laced with acid.
I've been tripping all day.
If someone ever made potato chips laced with THC, they could call them Blayz
Going to treat myself to Velcro shoes, instead of laces.
Why knot ?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe..
I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.
You heard about the British pig that ties shoe laces very well?
Nottingham
Shoe laces
Wife calls me over to the computer.
Wife: Honey, can you take a look at these shoes for our daughter? They are shock cord bur I don't see a tightener. And I dont know if they tie.
Me: Well, maybe they are Vietnamese.
Did you hear? There’s going to be a movie about the best shoes in the world!
It’s going to be a feeture film!
TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit
It's called an Astro knot
You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself
Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut
My shoe laces must have been made my a drug dealer.
Because I’m always tripping.
Bi-lace-cial imgur.com/YAJqLco
I once worked in shoe factory as a product durability tester...
...but I had to quit because it was just sole crushing.
Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.
You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.
So I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day
I don't know what my shoes are laced with
But I'm tripping balls
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
A shoe
