Knight (chess) Puns

A list of puns related to "Knight (chess)"

I'm starting my new job as a human chess piece.

The money is great. I'm on knights next week.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Did you know that musician Bob Seger wanted to be a chess master?

He was always working on his knight moves...

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👤︎ u/the_bradley
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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Bob Seger was once playing Chess

That's when he noticed, "Ain't it funny how the knight moves?"

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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I've recently got a job making chess pieces.

I'm currently working knights.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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Did you know that Bob Seger learned to play chess under Bobby Fischer?

He learned pretty quick, but he's still working on his knight moves.

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👤︎ u/ClosetBronydom
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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ME: *coughing* I'm sorry my voice is a little hoarse.

CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 15 2020
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My friend's new job.

My friend got a new job as a chess piece maker and asked me to give him a lift on his first morning.

After an hour, he phoned me to pick him up as he had quit.

I asked him "Why have you quit so soon?"

He replied "I have been put straight on knights"

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👤︎ u/frostyjack98
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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I've just been offered a job as a human chess piece...

The money is good.

I'm on knights this week.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Ive recently got a job making chess pieces

I'm currently working knights

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👤︎ u/DaveyJonesy1990
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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I got a new job making chess pieces....

I work mostly at knights.

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👤︎ u/aerick89
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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