ME: *coughing* I'm sorry my voice is a little hoarse.

CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?

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📅︎ May 15 2020
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My friend's new job.

My friend got a new job as a chess piece maker and asked me to give him a lift on his first morning.

After an hour, he phoned me to pick him up as he had quit.

I asked him "Why have you quit so soon?"

He replied "I have been put straight on knights"

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📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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