"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom

with much aplomb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The keynote speaker for the medical conference walked up to the stage. "Before I begin," he started, "is there anyone in the audience from Connecticut? " reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady_Picard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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My friend was at a conference this summer where Alan Bean (4th man on the moon) was the keynote speaker...

I told him, "that speech must have been out of this world!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spenceredelstei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?

I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?

They had a few keynote speakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call someone who really likes to talk about cereals?

A keen oat speaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awfullyawful
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