My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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The last thing my grandfather told me was "It's worth spending money on good speakers."

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I bought a Bluetooth speaker called β€œThe Titanic”.

Unfortunately it was β€œunsync-able”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What's the best kitchen utensil for fixing a Bluetooth speaker?

A pairing knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealZy
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy... etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limechic
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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For all y'all Spanish speakers: QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado?

El agua-cate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers

They keep asking for dose dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJadedSF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Pop quiz: Who is the Speaker of the House?

Alexa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okisee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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For all the non-English speakers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BULLZ_0N_P4R4DE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?

Β‘Sin-cuenta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".

I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilessthanthreenyc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why was Vlad the Impaler such a good speaker?

He always got to the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why did the speaker go to the dentist?

Because it had bluetooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xinkand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Hey, German speakers. What do Germans call Mayor McCheese?

BΓΌrgermeister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I like to say mucho to my Spanish speaker friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helpforhire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.

It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A pun for all the German speakers here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!

How could I turn that down!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom

with much aplomb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.

I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Made some speaker boxes out of laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean. imgur.com/a/Sal1yyC/I
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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A Motivational speaker talked about his father that died after having a coma.

I blurted out " i guess that comma became a full stop" My friends all laughed Not the teachers though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarenCasseroles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Guest speaker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What is the blood type of a motivational speaker?

B +

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyalT663
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I onced used some poor functioning speakers in front of a live audience.

I got some pretty bad feedback.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Between songs, a flickering orange light glows near the band’s speakers

Son: His amp is on fire!

Dad: it’s an amplifire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanOrton22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?

Help! I’m syncing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencer0923
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?

Because it hertz your ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixlatedTron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Rock Speakers?

I asked my kids if you can play jazz through these.

https://i.imgur.com/qXakERv.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastalover1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, "What drives you?"

I put my hand up and answered, "My car."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I bought a speaker system this morning

Pretty sound investment

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Daughter made this thank you card for a speaker at her career day at school
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cat_water
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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My son got hit by a speaker

I told him, "Hertz, doesn't it?".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syndr1l
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?

A Sub-woofer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasabi-bean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Guest speaker and his friend mike..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderFishy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.

I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/augabol
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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If a ghost was a motivational speaker, what would his slogan be?

If you knew better, you’d boo better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.

Thankfully no one showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, β€œIt’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt’s worth spending money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt is worth spending money on good speakers.”

That was...sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.

That was sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was told that buying good speakers was worth it

That was sound advice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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