Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
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The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ¿Cuántos estrellas están en el cielo?
For all the non-English speakers.
Why was Vlad the Impaler such a good speaker?
He always got to the point.
Why did the speaker go to the dentist?
I like to say mucho to my Spanish speaker friends.
Hey, German speakers. What do Germans call Mayor McCheese?
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
A pun for all the German speakers here
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
A Motivational speaker talked about his father that died after having a coma.
I blurted out " i guess that comma became a full stop"
My friends all laughed
Not the teachers though.
My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.
What is the blood type of a motivational speaker?
I onced used some poor functioning speakers in front of a live audience.
I got some pretty bad feedback.
I went fishing using a speaker as bait.
I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.
Between songs, a flickering orange light glows near the band’s speakers
Son: His amp is on fire!
Dad: it’s an amplifire!
What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?
Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
Because it hertz your ears!
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
Rock Speakers?
I asked my kids if you can play jazz through these.
https://i.imgur.com/qXakERv.jpg
I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, "What drives you?"
I put my hand up and answered, "My car."
I bought a speaker system this morning
Daughter made this thank you card for a speaker at her career day at school
What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?
My son got hit by a speaker
I told him, "Hertz, doesn't it?".
Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.
I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.
Guest speaker and his friend mike..
If a ghost was a motivational speaker, what would his slogan be?
If you knew better, you’d boo better.
I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.
Thankfully no one showed up.
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
What is it called when a speaker uses a keyboard
My problem with this subreddit as a non-native English speaker
Speaker: What do we want?
Crowd: Low Flying Aeroplanes!
Speaker: When do want them?
Crowd: NEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It is worth spending money on good speakers.”
The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.
I was told that buying good speakers was worth it
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