My Bluetooth speaker wasnβt working so I threw it into the lake.
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︎ May 11 2021
The last thing my grandfather told me was "It's worth spending money on good speakers."
That was some sound advice.
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︎ May 24 2021
I bought a Bluetooth speaker called βThe Titanicβ.
Unfortunately it was βunsync-ableβ.
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︎ May 24 2021
What's the best kitchen utensil for fixing a Bluetooth speaker?
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︎ May 25 2021
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Hereβs one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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︎ May 06 2021
For all y'all Spanish speakers: QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado?
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︎ May 26 2021
Graduation speaker: I see deez sign dat say, βDonβt be a litter bug.β Datβs wat I say to you! Donβt be a litter bug! If youβre gonna be a bug,
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︎ Apr 15 2021
The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Pop quiz: Who is the Speaker of the House?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
For all the non-English speakers.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why was Vlad the Impaler such a good speaker?
He always got to the point.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Why did the speaker go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Hey, German speakers. What do Germans call Mayor McCheese?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I like to say mucho to my Spanish speaker friends.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
A pun for all the German speakers here
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Man was selling a really nice JBL speaker for just $1! Said the volume was stuck at max volume permanently. But what a deal!
How could I turn that down!?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
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︎ Aug 23 2020
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
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︎ Aug 02 2020
A man just made me an offer to buy speakers with no volume controls.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
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︎ Jan 27 2020
A Motivational speaker talked about his father that died after having a coma.
I blurted out " i guess that comma became a full stop"
My friends all laughed
Not the teachers though.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Guest speaker
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What is the blood type of a motivational speaker?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I onced used some poor functioning speakers in front of a live audience.
I got some pretty bad feedback.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Between songs, a flickering orange light glows near the bandβs speakers
Son: His amp is on fire!
Dad: itβs an amplifire!
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I went fishing using a speaker as bait.
I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
Because it hertz your ears!
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︎ Jun 24 2019
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
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︎ May 25 2019
Rock Speakers?
I asked my kids if you can play jazz through these.
https://i.imgur.com/qXakERv.jpg
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︎ Nov 17 2019
I went to a motivation conference and the speaker asked the audience, "What drives you?"
I put my hand up and answered, "My car."
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︎ Nov 09 2019
I bought a speaker system this morning
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Daughter made this thank you card for a speaker at her career day at school
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︎ Feb 23 2017
My son got hit by a speaker
I told him, "Hertz, doesn't it?".
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︎ Dec 08 2018
What do you call a stand-in speaker at a dog conference?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Guest speaker and his friend mike..
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.
I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
If a ghost was a motivational speaker, what would his slogan be?
If you knew better, youβd boo better.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
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︎ Jun 24 2019
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, βItβs worth it to spend money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
The last thing my grandfather told me was βItβs worth spending money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was βIt is worth spending money on good speakers.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My Bluetooth speaker wasnβt working so I threw it into the lake.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I was told that buying good speakers was worth it
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