What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?
I asked a pianist why he was banging the side of his head against the keys.
He told me he was playing by ear.
Why do fish sing off key?
Cause you can’t tuna fish.
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
I don’t get along with car keys...
They’re always trying to start something
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
I broke a key off my keyboard yesterday...
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving
My neighbour is a key worker.
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
Which Keys?
How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?
He uses the cook-keys.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
Here’s a key steak holder
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
I just got some keys cut...
He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
Good communication is key or else
You will get something in your eye
I love pressing the F5 key.
Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
Do you know the four keys to success?
what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
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