You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
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📅︎ May 17 2020
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Alicia Keys should start a piano leasing service called “I’ll lease ya keys”
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📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Got my wife

She said "this is my favorite Alicia Keys song." My thoughtful reply: "Alicia Keys should open for the Doors."

Our marriage has been through worse but not by much

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📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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I was rather proud of this one...

I had steak cooking outside on the grill and when I came back out after a couple of minutes, I found the grill had caught on fire and flames were doing a nice char-grilled number on the meat.

Cue me bursting into full rendition of Alicia Keys' recent song, "This grill is on fire...."

Daughters, wife and mother-in-law were disappointingly unimpressed.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2014
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