Jo Puns

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Because they banned Jo from playing the banjo

Jos b

Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.

We are having thoughts on

She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt

I’m Jo King and I’m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.

Any better ideas then this?

Jose and Jos B

Moroccan Chair.

Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!

People always want to ban here. They are saying "Ban Ana". And what did Jo do?

Hurricane Jos-b

I'm a teacher and I love to dadjoke my students. You guys are really amazing.

So I'm teaching economics and we deal with a lot of tables and the like.

I show them the table, point at it and tell them to "draw this table" then I point at a chair and say "then draw this chair" (and they give me the look of pure success).

I got them many times. Today I was lucky to catch it on video. I posted it to Twitter if you'd like to see it (and hear the 5 on the sighsmograph)

https://twitter.com/JoAngryTeacher/status/847162266856439808?s=09

a Jo-king

Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.

..and I said "this is Strange.."

Out with the boss and some co-workers, when we start discussing other good restaurants in the area.

Co-Worker: Near my house there is a good thai place, I think its called....

Boss: (cuts co-worker off) Jos-a-bank?

we all just stare at him, as he laughs at his accomplishment.

"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"

Dad: How are your lessons going? Do you like Jose?

Me: Yeah, he's a great teacher!

Dad: That's good, at least he's not Jos-b

BONUS MOMJOKE

Mom: At least he's not a ho!