Because, it would blow his cover.
Bubble 07
Dong. Ding Dong
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ยทchucklesยท James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. ๐ค
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
A License to Chill
...He goes under cover.
I still wonder what he named his other leg.
Dad: Because itโs a Spy Duh!!
Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
People always asked how I could tell them apart but it was pretty easy.
Jessica had purple fingernails, James had a dick.
Because there's no time to dye!
It was a bonding moment.
James bond
Iโve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
John saw a tornado out the window of Frankโs house and said to Frank
โJesus man! thatโs an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!โ
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
โFor Fuckโs sake Frank which is the best cellar!?โ
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
James Blunt
Because it was Due Another Day
Skyfall
It's been so long that I've gone back to calling it James
It's bonded, James Bond-ed
A Jar-O
โYou ainโt seeing half of the insurance moneyโ
I was shaken, but not stirred.
007/11
But it'll make you Roger Moore.
What did James Bond do before bed
He went under cover
James Caanine.
Itโs No Time to Die.
Bubble-O Seven.
Bubble 07
Because it would blow his cover
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
Bubble 07
Bubble-07
He goes undercover
He goes undercover
Viagra won't make you James Bond. But it will make your Roger Moore
He goes undercover.
