My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Lumber jack
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Did you know I used to be a Lumber Jack? It was only during one summer, though.
I just couldn't, hack it.
Because I didn't have the, chops.
So they, gave me the axe.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Jack was greeted by several people this morning.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Jack: Howβs it going? Beans: Pretty good
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Do you know mike and jack?
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star.
michal-jack-son
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Jack Daniels
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
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︎ Dec 24 2020
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
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︎ Nov 26 2020
How do you mend a broken Jack o' Lantern?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I was out walking the dogs today, and a friend asked me if they were Jack Russells ?
Nah...they're mine, I said.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My boyfriendβs cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
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︎ Oct 01 2020
My friend Jack Glasscock could never sneak up on people.
Everyone could always see when he was coming.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Hi Jack
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I know it sounds cheesy, but when Iβm with my friends Colby and jack...
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?
Sure makes Stevie Wonder.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What noise does a bird make when he jacks off?
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Why was R-Kelly be a bad dealer at black jack?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on.
The suspension is killing me.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?
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︎ May 09 2020
Why is the head sister usually known as a jack-of-all-trades?
Because she's a master of nun.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
JACK-rabbit
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Jack sparrow
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Jack in the box
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︎ Jul 22 2019
You're fired, Jack. The test results came back, and you tested positive for Coke
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︎ May 01 2019
Iβm hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A man is walking his dogs and another guy asks βexcuse me are they Jack Russels?β
The owner quickly replies, βNo, theyβre mine!β
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︎ Feb 16 2020
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
How do you fix a broken jack-oβ-lantern?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I know a guy, Jack, who can talk to vegetables
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︎ Aug 10 2020
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
TIL Jack can communicate with vegetables...
Jack and the beans talk...
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︎ May 22 2020
I have a friend named Jack that can talk to vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk!!!
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