My new girlfriend hates bees. It’s a real shame...
I thought she was a keeper.
It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."
"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"
It's a shame he can only watch trailers and never a full movie.
It's a shame there aren't more jokes for arborists...
I guess they aren't a very poplar.
It's a shame rainbows aren't camouflaged...
... then we could call them Rambo's.
I played golf with my friends the other day. It's just a shame I kept missing the fairway
It was rough.
It’s a shame that Greta Van Fleet and Hanson are from different eras...
They could’ve called their tour “Hanson and Greta”
It's a shame Aziz Ansari is dealing with a scandal from a first date
He should have known it was not the right Tom to Have her for dessert.
It's a shame we're only seventeen people in total. If we had one more person we could go to the club
Because we need to be 18 to enter
It’s a shame bikes can’t stand on their own...
...because they’re too tired.
Jake from Vsauce 3 just made a pun worth sharing. It's a shame his location wasn't "Toyko" though.
It's a shame Detroit Tigers great Al Kaline didn't play pitcher or catcher
I think he would've worked out great in a battery!
It's a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore.....
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
