it was afraid of becoming steam
Tudor Cinema Club.
Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.
Jamaica?
No - she wanted to go.
^Then ^he'd ^make ^me ^say "Jamaica?"
..."No! She went of her own accord!"
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
It’s the first Indie movie.
Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.
The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.
Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".
Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.
Indie-structible
Also known as indie pendants day
An indi-pendant
Me: “We’re ten miles from Terre Haute and then another 80 to Indy.”
Dad: “I’ve never been to Terre Haute but I bet we could have a Terre Hoot of a good time.”
Yesterday, joking around with a regular customer of mine, he asks me if I knew about the early days of the Indianapolis 500. I make up some BS about how, in the olden times, they ran the race on cows. He comes back today, the following convo takes place.
Customer- Remember how you told me the Indy 500 was raced on cows?
Me- Yeah
Customer- I guess that's why they call it steering.
He followed it up with- Let's not get into blowing the horn.
Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?
me: The Decemberists are decent, as indie goes.
Dad: Are they any better as purples?
me: [skips song]
The Indy 500 is a boring event.
My parents are in their kitchen, talking about their different lighting options. Right now, they have several (8, in fact) recessed lights. Some are on a dimmer, some are not.
Mom's talking about how with the way the lights are currently set up, she likes when only 4 are turned on, based on the way they're set up.
"At any rate, the way it looks right now, won't be the same if we get the pendant lights put in. It'll be much better, they won't all be so close together" Mom says.
"Yeah", says Dad, "they'll all be...
Indie-pendant"
God love him.
- Jamaica?
- No, she went on her own accord.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own free will
...probably because it was the first Indie film.
Also known as indie pendants day.
