Johnny used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. Now his kids are grown, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to write jokes and puns.

He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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You know who my favorite rocker is?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KAMAKRAZY1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Is a Sheet Rocker...

a Ghost with a guitar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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You know you’re off your rocker when?!

You fall off your rocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimpyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I'm surprised Al Rocker wasn't a guest commentator at tonights fight....

After all, he does predict May weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rujahj
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2015
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So I met 80s Rocker Bonnie Tyler for lunch at a deli...

I asked if she preferred a sub sandwich or a hoagie. She said she was holding out for a hero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3dempti0n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2013
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Can any body help me?

Can anyone help? There’s a bloke in this subreddit who calls himself Buster and he’s driving me mad with constant private messages. Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70’s glam rockers The Sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shady7977
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's a moth pit?

It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Rock pun

How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterx0028
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Hospital Visit

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Where did Sid Vicious like to read books?

In a punk rocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Ozzy Osbourne was giving an elderly woman a piggyback, but he dropped her...

That old lady was off her rocker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Need A Pun Joke! Going to be in a spelling bee, need a name.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexpressed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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Any guy who plays heavy metal at work…

Is office rocker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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Dads take on vegetable based rock bands

This is an older story, I think it was roughly 98 or 99. My little brother was getting into rock and was listening to Limp Biskit and Korn. He saved up some money to get a CD so my dad took him to Sam Goody. My little brother gets the newest hit record by Korn and brings it to the counter and check out. With my dad by his side, he places the record on the counter and the late nineties rocker chick, loaded up with tons of eye liner and hot topic wear working the cash register says "oh yeah! I love Korn, I know everything about them, I have all their records." Without a fucking second thought and the straightest face, my dad says "I guess that makes you a little corny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDdesign
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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