Why are DJs bad fishing buddies?
Because they keep dropping the bass.
Why can’t DJs find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass.
What did the DJs say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
Never go fishing with a dj
They keep dropping the bass
My DJ Friend helped me pack my stuff and move.
I told him he's a sound guy.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
I was a DJ performing at a fishing dock
You should've seen it when I dropped the bass
Did you hear about the DJ that was late to his Gig???
Everyone was like, Gee MC......
Where do DJs get their information?
Heard about this famous Swedish DJ once, forgot his name.
What did the DJ name his son ?
I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge
But I no longer mix in that circle.
The farmer decided to become a DJ...
... while he was putting down some sick beets!
Farmers are the best DJs
They can really drop the beet.
Why are DJs terrible vegans?
They're always dropping the beet.
What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
What do waiters and DJ’s have in common?
Their job is to turn tables.
If putin was a dj he would be called
If you want to be a great DJ
You gotta start from scratch.
Why are DJs clumsy?
They’re always dropping beats
Why aren't more DJs Christian?
Because they are to busy practicing Wicca Wicca Wicca.
Why did the DJ go to Schrute Farm?
What do you call it when a DJ get's a heart attack?
Why do clumsy farmers make the best DJs?
They are most likely to drop a good beet.
DJ Khaled's favorite number is 11 because it has another 1
What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?
How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
Did you know that DJ Khalid's wife is pregnant?
She's expecting another one
Why did the cat decide to become a DJ?
He heard there was a lot of scratching involved.
I just texted this to my wife, and she told me to get away from her. xD
I came up with this one as I was looking at my son's mouse pad he got for christmas. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DGXR859/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world....
In fact, I hold the record!
What's DJ Khalid's favourite number?
11 cause there's another one.
Edit: sorry if you don't class it as a dad joke I thought that it's that bad it's funny
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
What did the DJ call his son?
What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?
Why does chemists make the best DJs?
Because they sure know how to drop the base.
DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits
He's calling his new line DJSteve's
Why was the klutz such a good DJ?
He always dropped the beat.
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce turnip our beets!
Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass
Why don't you see DJs go fishing?
They keep dropping the bass
What did the DJ name his son?
Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?
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