Why are DJs bad fishing buddies?

Because they keep dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Why can’t DJs find work in the seafood industry?

Because they are always dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Valgaras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What did the DJs say to the farmer?

Lettuce turnip our beets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdaddypoppin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Never go fishing with a dj

They keep dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/db720
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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My DJ Friend helped me pack my stuff and move.

I told him he's a sound guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocaKoolAid228
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What do you call a zombie DJ?

A dead beat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valbranz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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The DJs at prom don't techno for an answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperfectshane
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I was a DJ performing at a fishing dock

You should've seen it when I dropped the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr1ckreddit420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Did you hear about the DJ that was late to his Gig???

Everyone was like, Gee MC......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aWayCup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Where do DJs get their information?

The wiki wiki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrimpio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Heard about this famous Swedish DJ once, forgot his name.

I think Otto Knows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnPhilipSausa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What did the DJ name his son ?

Erik

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge

But I no longer mix in that circle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The farmer decided to become a DJ...

... while he was putting down some sick beets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Farmers are the best DJs

They can really drop the beet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenwaffleman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why are DJs terrible vegans?

They're always dropping the beet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?

Ham radio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What is a DJs favorite vegetable?

A turnip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/absethus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do waiters and DJ’s have in common?

Their job is to turn tables.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddiTurret
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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If putin was a dj he would be called

Putin up the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danky_0s
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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If you want to be a great DJ

You gotta start from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matandersen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why are DJs clumsy?

They’re always dropping beats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why aren't more DJs Christian?

Because they are to busy practicing Wicca Wicca Wicca.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoneodin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Why did the DJ go to Schrute Farm?

To get some fresh beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What do you call it when a DJ get's a heart attack?

A beat drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HomoPragensis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why do clumsy farmers make the best DJs?

They are most likely to drop a good beet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OleDetour
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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DJ Khaled's favorite number is 11 because it has another 1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheKoreanman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?

A sick bleat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phinzgill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Wicked new DJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EstusFiend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Did you know that DJ Khalid's wife is pregnant?

She's expecting another one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memerman09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Why did the cat decide to become a DJ?

He heard there was a lot of scratching involved.

I just texted this to my wife, and she told me to get away from her. xD

I came up with this one as I was looking at my son's mouse pad he got for christmas. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DGXR859/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world....

In fact, I hold the record!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did the DJ name his son?

This is an audible joke so just typing the name here won't be funny.

My video of the joke, 4 seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PropDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What's DJ Khalid's favourite number?

11 cause there's another one.

Edit: sorry if you don't class it as a dad joke I thought that it's that bad it's funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMaCoWbOyBaBeH
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.

he dropped the beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What did the DJ call his son?

Errrric.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMemeGod_420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?

"This is my jam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomaYoga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why does chemists make the best DJs?

Because they sure know how to drop the base.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreasBerthou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits

He's calling his new line DJSteve's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaykoKoryun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why was the klutz such a good DJ?

He always dropped the beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What did the DJ say to the farmer?

Lettuce turnip our beets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?

Because they are always dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Why don't you see DJs go fishing?

They keep dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brdwdly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What did the DJ name his son?

Errrrric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSFG832
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why did the DJ go to the farmers' market?

To get some fresh beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litig8tor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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