What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?

Hot Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

BONUS-

I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukeyHov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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You might be upset but you'll never be quite as upset as Kermit the frog when his car was impounded.

He was hopping mad about getting toad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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