I Tried to Make a Dam out of Paper...
But the seepage was too hard to control.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
Dam
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “dam”
😂🤣😂🤣
after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
Canadian Joke
The history of Canada, Chapter 1: The Beaver
national symbol of Canada and a "dam" fine hat
Harvard University just ran a study proving 74% of the countries have flawed dams and it was dismissed
because it didnt hold water
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Why can't an otter breathe in his house?
Because there is no air in otter space.
I have to go to the Dam Store again. Forgot the milk
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
What did one salmon say to the other salmon after it ran into a concrete wall?
What did the beaver say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
French fries weren’t originally cooked in France 🇫🇷
They were cooked in grease
“Well oil be dammed”
This made me chipper. (OC)
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I would like to go to Holland some day
Did you hear about the Beever that was sent to prison.
The evidence against him was damming.
Why can Kylo Ren be seen driving Gold Carts around Hoover Dam
My wife just joined an activist group called DAM
My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100°
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
How do you split the ocean in half?
What did the captain of the Ever Given say when the ship ran aground?
Why do people of Athens hate waking up so dam early?
A friend demanded that I tell him about 2 types of water containers.
I responded with "Well dam!"
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
What do you call an otter living in another otter’s dam?
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam programme I've ever seen.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
The best dam movie I’ve seen in a while.
So I just watched a documentary about beavers...
It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen!
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
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