A list of puns related to "Internment"
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
Lukewarm.
Luke warm.
Gouda question.
What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?
Whoodya nickaknackeroff
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
Re:LAX
A vacuum cleaner
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
The mafia can turn a profit!
"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.
Runs until Friday
Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined itβs momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.
All credit goes to my coworker.
"Dowism."
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youβve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
Space heaters
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
Tying the astroknot.
The shop assistant said, "Motherboard?"
I said, "Yeah, she can't do online shopping anymore"
So now I tell people I have an unpaid intern-ship.
Friend: what's upstairs Me: stairs don't talk
Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.
That's good because it's where blood is meant to be.
I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"
They look down on everyone.
1,2....1,2.....
...You wouldnβt get it; itβs an inside joke.
Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting
For displaying false profits.
1 2 1 2
I guess it was LAX.
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