A list of puns related to "Idleness"
He always liked loafing around.
"That's okay," I said, "I think they accept split bills."
They didn't do anything.
My dad says "buttons".
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
They are my idles.
A fabric
I told him he should try out for American Idle
I’m an idle worshipper.
He’s an idle worshipper.
You know, just some idle banter.
We had a party tent set up in the backyard, and during breakfast, I was staring idly into it. He asked me, "Are you staring in tent ly?"
We're shopping at Wegman's last night and the wife is chattering away. All the sudden she stopped talking and started going "hummna hummna hummna". What? says I. "I forgot what I was saying" replies she. "So you put your mouth into an idle?"
The cashier and two people at the service counter thought that was funny. The wife says I have no sense of humor.
"It'll be about a man sitting in a chair doing nothing all day," he says. "I'll call it American Idle."
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