A list of puns related to "II"
They used Poison IV!
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
He really was the Luftwaffeβs worst mechanic.
The Boyz-n-Barry album.
I guess they gotta drag Queen
She stated I now knight thee Sir-Loin
Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.
In charge of continuity, Yoda was.
Man, I did Nazi that coming.
And not the biography of William Shatner
Daddy Long Legs
Tsarbucks
They were veteran Aryans.
They had a Toot-in-Common.
So last night, i proposed to my girlfriend of 7 years. We went to go watch Boyz ii Men out here in Las Vegas. I had purchased the meet and greet package to which the entire show staff and Boyz ii Men were completely aware about what I was about to do.
After I had popped the question, there was silence, Wanya turns over to my girlfriend, and says, "You can say, he's On Bended Knee." I heard my girlfriend silently groan under her breath, before she said YES!
I'm notorious for puns in our relationship, so after he came through with that punchline, she knew that they were in on it too. What an honorable night for a dadjoke!
Photos of the moment here!
http://imgur.com/a/pIO0h
that was an ice-olated incident.
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
Because he Congo there.
An Ally-gator.
Those that understand Roman numerals and those that donβt
I know because I keep a log.
The World did Nazi this coming.
Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan.
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
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