Did you know Ancient Romans had four types of poison? Poisons I, II and III killed victims instantly upon contact. However, to make them scratch themselves to death...

They used Poison IV!

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In Ancient Rome, there where 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, & III would all kill you with varrying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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My grandfather took down over 50 German planes during World War II

He really was the Luftwaffe’s worst mechanic.

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Shortly before his untimely death, Barry White was collaborating with Boyz II Men to record songs about a popular fruit...

The Boyz-n-Barry album.

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The Ancient Romans II
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What happens if Elizabeth II doesn’t have enough pallbearers?

I guess they gotta drag Queen

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Before her passing Queen Elizabeth II held a knighting ceremony for a cow.

She stated I now knight thee Sir-Loin

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Following his memorable character on Star Trek II, actor Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles...

Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

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Why do episodes IV, V, and VI of Star Wars come before episodes I, II, and III?

In charge of continuity, Yoda was.

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I was studying how World War II started today.

Man, I did Nazi that coming.

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I was very disappointed to find that the movie β€œDunkirk” was a World War II movie…

And not the biography of William Shatner

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What did Edward II call Edward I?

Daddy Long Legs

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Where did Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee?

Tsarbucks

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Did you know that Germany produced some of the best animal doctors in the world after WW II?

They were veteran Aryans.

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What happened when Ramses II and Nefertiti passed gas at the same time?

They had a Toot-in-Common.

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Got dad joked by Boyz ii Men while I was proposing to my girlfriend last night.

So last night, i proposed to my girlfriend of 7 years. We went to go watch Boyz ii Men out here in Las Vegas. I had purchased the meet and greet package to which the entire show staff and Boyz ii Men were completely aware about what I was about to do.

After I had popped the question, there was silence, Wanya turns over to my girlfriend, and says, "You can say, he's On Bended Knee." I heard my girlfriend silently groan under her breath, before she said YES!

I'm notorious for puns in our relationship, so after he came through with that punchline, she knew that they were in on it too. What an honorable night for a dadjoke!

Photos of the moment here!

http://imgur.com/a/pIO0h

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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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Me II.
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

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Shouldn't Frozen II be called Frozen Also?
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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There are II types of people in this world

Those that understand Roman numerals and those that don’t

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I have done a total of 3,167 Algebra II problems in my life.

I know because I keep a log.

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The Germans were a superpower during WW II....

The World did Nazi this coming.

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TIL that the Ancient Romans had four types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III instantly killed the victim upon contact.

Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy.

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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after Star Trek II.

No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

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In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy

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