11 Hilarious Viii Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did Henry VIII say to his kids when they were eating?

Tudor food

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👤︎ u/javaxcore

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet

He was a Tudor tooter tutor.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger

📅︎ Sep 13 2019

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The second wife of King Henry VIII would never arrive in a room quickly....

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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👤︎ u/16fghji

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

They both have the same middle name.

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👤︎ u/Clbull

📅︎ Sep 29 2017

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What did Henry VIII do with his wives?

Netflix and kill.

I'm sorry.

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👤︎ u/Onox674

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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Why did Henry VIII hate the post office?

He had a hard time getting his male.

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👤︎ u/Uncle_Lyle

📅︎ Mar 08 2018

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King Henry VIII was a real lady killer.

Explanation:

He had lots of wives and also had many of them executed, hence he is a lady killer in that he is charming and attractive to women and he is a lady killer in that he killed many ladies.

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👤︎ u/The-Gamble

📅︎ Dec 10 2014

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If King Henry VIII Had Gas

He'd be the Tooter Tudor

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👤︎ u/Futuredanish

📅︎ May 01 2015

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Today I found out there are 8 schools in the Ivy League...

It should actually be called the VIII League

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👤︎ u/pm_me_your_poang

📅︎ Nov 06 2017

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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.

George Washwington
Leonarcrow da Vinci
Eagle Allen Poe
Harry S. Toucan
Teddy Dodosevelt
Charles Duckens
Octavian Owlgustus
Flysaac Newton
Benchicken Franklin
Gullysses S. Grant
Vincent Van Goose
John Lhawk
Charlecrane
Pengthoven
Nikquaila Tesla
Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
Charles Darwren
Rheasus Christ
Broodha
King Loony XIV
Nenepoleon Bonaparte
Mahootma Gandhi
Winstint Churchill
Genghis Swan
Pladove
Aleggsander the Great
Paul the Apostail
Lark Twain
Dante Aliturkey
Michelangswallow
Cardinal Marx
Albatross Lincoln
Robin E. Lee
Adolf Swiftler
Alextanager Hamilton
Ibis Presley
Ronald Raven
Arnestotle
Emuhammad
Sir Francis Beakon
Tchaikovskylark
Christfowler Columbus
Finchard Nixon
Henry VIII
Albert Einstork
Thomas Jayfferson
William Shrikespeare
Woodcock Wilson
King Chorioles I of England
Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/captbodgers

📅︎ Sep 21 2014

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people are trying to phase out Roman numerals

I don't know why, they're grVIII

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👤︎ u/Carty1234

📅︎ Sep 29 2014

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