I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...

I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJsmurfySmurf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Want to hear a pun about ghosts?

That's the spirit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndronixESE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I once did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardegrades
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Video about harvesting Dill with a dillightful abundance of Dill puns youtu.be/nsdraoTnLcA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonobosbananas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How about Trump puns before the election? youtube.com/watch?v=_j5S9…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/3s2ng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you hear about the new Batman villain who tells really bad puns?

They call him the Dad Joker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeknep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirZbear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!

EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I really hate puns about haggis

I just think there offal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wot_something
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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a pun about puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samnewberyy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.

It was just a fling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...

It’s a bit of a stretch...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboiBungle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Puns about Mustafar hopefully are hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was β€œpun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonRider7710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydorian_Shieo
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizitushkid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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He flooded my post about feline mastitis with cheesy puns. So I ended it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Churro-Bwoi
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Someone asked me if i wanted to hear a pun about a country.

I said Norway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcir_semirg
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I was going to tell a pun about eggs

But nobody would get the yolk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Pregnancy puns, it's all about the delivery...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiphophooray
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenPenner
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti keep doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Puns about the body are generally corny,

But puns about the eye are cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shareinagroove
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can’t wait to see them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I made a pun about pears:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Stecky
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Puns about electricity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtt69420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_nl98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.

I don't do it on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day

It was a grate joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hysterical110
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Over the weekend I took my wife to the theatre to see a performance that was all about puns.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunselpower
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My friend is taking an exam about bad puns how to scam peoples money.

It's a pun-ching con-test

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Have you heard about the guy who got in trouble for making a pun at school?

He was Pun-ished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taha812
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I wrote a pun about puzzles the other day but completely forgot it

If anyone could help me piece it together that’d be great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Turnip_King
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Not my first pun but second pun here. Don't WINE about my Photoshop skills.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_lassi_k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Me making puns about steak...

...is quite rare, and seldom well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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From r/memes. Don't be mean to me about reposting I'm just trying to show puns to people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I HAVE A FEW PUNS ABOUT UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE

But none of them work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deanosuprema
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacklfitz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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A cheesy pun about new Mac Pro
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigmond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I need puns about stepping on a nail

My sister went to hospital after stepping on a nail.

I really wanna barrage her with pun after pun when she comes home.

Any help is really appreciated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojo1999
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I don’t usually make puns about fractions...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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