Hubs is gonna be late tonight
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📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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Hubs: Mmm! This looks tasty! Me: Um, no. This looks...toasty.
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📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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Where do Timon and Pumbaa order their food from?

Grub Hub.

I’ll show myself out.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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This is fantastic v.redd.it/7k5p6jemzf821
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👤︎ u/Jonah-1903
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Getting a printer

For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.

"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.

So she asks me if the printer has cables.

"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"

"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"

I was so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/Kupy
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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Whats the laziest part of the car?

The wheels, because they're tired!

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👤︎ u/BOOBOO1999
📅︎ Nov 17 2017
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