Last night in bed, my wife kept saying “I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein and I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings”

She’s Tolkien in her sleep again.

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How many Jedi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Oli-Wan.

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