3 Hilarious Zhang Puns - Punstoppable 😜

A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 08 2020

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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.

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👤︎ u/Divine_ICBM

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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👤︎ u/90eight

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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