What do you call a cow with horns?
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
What do you call a unicorne with two horns?
I don’t mean to toot my own horn
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.
What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
What do you call a cow with horns painted red?
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
I don't like to toot my own horn,
But that's why I'm a terrible trumpet player.
Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?
Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation
My daughter put her eye patch on my girlfriend's head like a horn.
Who knew she was able to breed unicornias
My car horn wasn’t working, so I took it to a Boy Scout.
He fixed it and said, “Beep repaired”
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
What has one horn and gives milk?
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?
What does Japanese bull say just before killing someone with its horns?
What does a cow’s car horn sounds like?
If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...
a horse with zero horns is an acorn.
What's the point of a Narwhal's horn?
If ants had horns what will they be called?
How do you call horns for insects?
I hate to toot my own horn, but.....
Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.
It will really shake Djibouti.
My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.
It was a real unique corn.
I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.
The scoutmaster and the mechanic (probably heard before) What did the mechanic say to the scoutmaster when he fixed the horn on his car?
What do you call a single French Horn playing Star Wars?
I'm taking lessons to be a substitute horn player at a local synagogue
We just heard a fire engine speeding down the road blaring sirens and honking the horn
"He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed"
I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.
I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh."
True Story.
Not to toot my own horn but...
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
What has one horn and gives milk?
What did the Boy Scout say after he fixed his dad's car horn?
What did Scar say after he fixed his car horn?
What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?
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