Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lack toes :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeareStarstuff7
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roke619
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lack toes

I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_The_Doggo69
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
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What do you call a horse with cheese stuck in his hooves?

Mascarpony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose.

Side Note: Some of you will get this joke, others are just intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackMcCracken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fistfullofmayo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donoes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarthSphincter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notonweed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TI86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Why does cows have hooves?

Because they're lack toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfalberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmy6169
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Why do cows have hooves ?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedchristopher45
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lack toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway00010209
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lac-toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harry18k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanator5100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lack toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dislexyc_frog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeydaanTheDragon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoKyle15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Know why cows have hooves and not feet ?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nasta2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they Lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dose172
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxxbott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Shab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EddZachary
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ian057
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

They lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trickassfoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fifajpb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because the lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heinzbeanzzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hselmak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kartik-rao
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why do cows have hooves?

Cause they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanTheCan42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Cows have hooves, not feet, because they lactose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unevencube
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they Lactose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobabaObama
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