Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor!
When is a meteor wrong?
When it's not a meteorite.
What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
My wife and I recently went on a trip to Arizona, but we got into a fight about whether we should go to Meteor Crater or the Grand Canyon.
What is an astronaut's favorite food?
How did the meteor make so many friends?
Why did the Comet fly into the sun?
Why is it so hard to colonize space?
Space Rocks that hit the Earth are called Meteorites.
The ones that miss are called Meteowrongs.
A dinosaur predicted his species would be wiped out
My girlfriend once asked me if I've ever seen a meteor shower....
I told her "no way! That's a total invasion of their privacy"
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
Why are hamburgers jealous of tiny asteroids?
Cause they’re a little meteor
How do you make a meteor shower?
Take a regular shower, and add ground beef.
This is where to look to watch the Perseid meteor shower tonight
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
Did you Hear about the Dinosaur that held in all of his Farts?
When he let them go it was an ex-stink-tion level event.
What's the difference between an artichoke and an asteroid?
One is a vegetable and the other is a little meteor
How do astronomers get clean?
They take a meteor shower.
My doctor told me I’m going deaf
The news was hard for me to hear.
why don't dinosaurs like double cheese burgers?
After my girlfriend posted a picture of us at a Meteor Crater..
(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."
(Her) "Did I really?"
(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "
What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event
Sweet, but I like mine a little meteor
How often do meteor showers happen?
The astronauts never got their food delivered…
It was a failure to lunch
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
4.5yo and I were walking around with our brand new triple stroller today.
He puts some optional inserts for carseats into the carrier basket under the stroller. Tells me they're space umbrellas.
I ask him, "whatever would we need a space umbrella for?"
Without missing a beat, he says "meteor showers."
I'm not exaggerating at all, but this was too good not to share.
There's a meteor shower tonight...
My friend told me "there's a meteor shower tonight you should watch!"
And I responded by saying
I'm not a pervert why don't you just let meteor shower in privacy.
What’s the difference between a chicken wing and a shooting star?
One’s an appetizer or bar snack, while the other’s a little meteor
Why couldn't the meteor sit down comfortably?
What kind of tea you can not have in Space ?
So, if the Yucatan meteor that killed the dinosaurs caused a tsunami...
...then I guess dinosaurs were killed by a Mexican Wave.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens were not invented yet
How do you organize a party in space?
A meteor becomes a meteorite once it hits the earth. What do you call a meteor that missed the earth?
You need a telescope to see Jupiter..
...but you only need a mirror to see Uranus.
Where does a meteor go with abdominal pain?
How do you think dinos felt after the meteor?
Did you hear about the meteor?
He was like a rock star, but he eventually fell down to earth.
We should be thankful for meteor showers...
... because "meteor bath" sounds like it would be devastating
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
If the meteors that hit the earth are called meteorites...
Does that mean the ones that miss are meteorWRONGS?
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What’s the difference between a meatball and a meteor?
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