Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twilight0wn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2023
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Where do pirates get their hooks?

Second hand stores.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComfortableNo2879
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True story: I once caught a salmon without a line, hook, or net.

That’s right, I used my bear hands.

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BREAKING: Captain Hook died

He had jock itch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgalFinklestein
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2023
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Where did the pirate get his hook for his hand from?

You would think he got it from the secondhand store, but he actually got it from a yaaaaarrrrd sale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesenips069
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2022
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Where does a pirate buy his hook?

The second hand store

Edit: thanks for the silver!!

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If somebody is looking to hook up with a girl over 6 foot tall

They really want 2 meter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
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scared of heights
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blueulema
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How does Captain Hook blow off steam?

Beats Smee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
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What's the difference between a tuna, piano and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop them a line

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Why does no one laugh at Peter Pan’s jokes?

Because they never land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catinore
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My uncle is in rehab for his addiction to auctions.

He got hooked from only going once… going twice…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatjamoco
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What did the fisherman say when he hooked the trophy fish?

This feels reel good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wafflecheese
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What is the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seahawks1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2023
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How does captain hook sink enemy ships?

Single handedly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/verdantverve
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I spent over an hour hooking wristwatches together to make a belt,

But it turned out to be a waist of time.

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I hooked up with a girl who had a foot fetish

.. But I turned out to be lick-toes intolerant

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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To Err is Human...

But to ARR is Pirate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2023
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

You think it’d be R, but the C be his first love.

But if you take away his P he becomes irate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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What is a fisherman's favourite musical instrument?

The castanet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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What is the BEST music to play while fishing ?

Something catchy !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainywabs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2023
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From Netflix's A Series of Unfortunate Events gfycat.com/altruisticpoli…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
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What can Captain Hook do to maintain crew discipline?

Beat Smee...

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How do two arsonists hook up?

A match on tinder

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How did Captain Hook die?

He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!

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The fisherman used whale fat as bait with his new shiny hook,but did not catch a thing.

Never judge a hook by it's blubber.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2022
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Merriam-Webster recently announced that their top word for 2022 is "gaslighting".

When approached for comment, Merriam-Webster replied "No it isn't, why would you even think that?"

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What do penises and semi colons have in common?

I often put them in the wrong places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
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I have a thing for pirates......

They have the best booty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_instantgator
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What's the best music to listen to on a fishing trip?

Anything catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HorrifyingFlame
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Why are Marylanders always hooking up with their exes?

They sure do love their old bae.

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Why does my new iPhone get excited every time I power it on?

It’s about to get hooked up again with 5 Gs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2023
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Movies about fishing generally do well at the box office.

Especially if they have a great cast.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159

Then it just CLIX.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stay-Thirsty
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What did the hook say to the coat?

We should hang out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
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What were Captain Hook's last words?

"My neck is itchy. I'd better scratch it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
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Can you believe I was bullied into taking up fishing as a hobby?

Man, talk about pier pressure.

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How do you connect an NES to your TV?

A "Nintendo switch."

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How do you earn a pirate's license?

By putting in a lot of arrrrrrs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goatfacegames
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2022
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What do you call it when you set all the TVs at Best Buy to play different Captain Hook movies?

A Panopticon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamHR
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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Why was the fisherman so unsuccessful?

Because he didn't have a good leader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bill-Ding2112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2022
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Where do pirates get their hooks?

Second hand stores

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raw_Rain
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2022
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thick-Driver7448
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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where do pirates get their hooks?

second hand stores!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigus-_-dickus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Where does Captain Hook buy all his hooks?

The secondhand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobisket_
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