Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks?
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Where do pirates get their hooks?
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True story: I once caught a salmon without a line, hook, or net.
Thatβs right, I used my bear hands.
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︎ Feb 02 2023
BREAKING: Captain Hook died
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Where did the pirate get his hook for his hand from?
You would think he got it from the secondhand store, but he actually got it from a yaaaaarrrrd sale
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Where does a pirate buy his hook?
The second hand store
Edit: thanks for the silver!!
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If somebody is looking to hook up with a girl over 6 foot tall
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scared of heights
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Switch Lite
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︎ Jan 29 2023
How does Captain Hook blow off steam?
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What's the difference between a tuna, piano and a pot of glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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Switch Lite
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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
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Why does no one laugh at Peter Panβs jokes?
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︎ Jan 15 2023
My uncle is in rehab for his addiction to auctions.
He got hooked from only going onceβ¦ going twiceβ¦
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What did the fisherman say when he hooked the trophy fish?
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What is the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
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︎ Feb 03 2023
How does captain hook sink enemy ships?
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︎ Aug 29 2022
I spent over an hour hooking wristwatches together to make a belt,
But it turned out to be a waist of time.
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I hooked up with a girl who had a foot fetish
.. But I turned out to be lick-toes intolerant
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To Err is Human...
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︎ Jan 05 2023
Whatβs a pirates favorite letter?
You think itβd be R, but the C be his first love.
But if you take away his P he becomes irate.
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︎ Jan 06 2023
What is a fisherman's favourite musical instrument?
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What is the BEST music to play while fishing ?
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What can Captain Hook do to maintain crew discipline?
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How do two arsonists hook up?
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︎ Nov 25 2021
How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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︎ Jul 15 2022
The fisherman used whale fat as bait with his new shiny hook,but did not catch a thing.
Never judge a hook by it's blubber.
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︎ Jul 25 2022
Merriam-Webster recently announced that their top word for 2022 is "gaslighting".
When approached for comment, Merriam-Webster replied "No it isn't, why would you even think that?"
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︎ Dec 05 2022
What do penises and semi colons have in common?
I often put them in the wrong places.
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︎ Dec 14 2022
I have a thing for pirates......
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︎ Jan 02 2023
What's the best music to listen to on a fishing trip?
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Why are Marylanders always hooking up with their exes?
They sure do love their old bae.
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Why does my new iPhone get excited every time I power it on?
Itβs about to get hooked up again with 5 Gs
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︎ Feb 05 2023
Movies about fishing generally do well at the box office.
Especially if they have a great cast.
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︎ Nov 27 2022
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops after three hoes.
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︎ Dec 21 2022
I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159
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︎ Jan 04 2023
What did the hook say to the coat?
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︎ May 17 2022
What were Captain Hook's last words?
"My neck is itchy. I'd better scratch it."
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︎ Mar 30 2022
Can you believe I was bullied into taking up fishing as a hobby?
Man, talk about pier pressure.
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︎ Dec 14 2022
How do you connect an NES to your TV?
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How do you earn a pirate's license?
By putting in a lot of arrrrrrs.
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What do you call it when you set all the TVs at Best Buy to play different Captain Hook movies?
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︎ Jun 04 2022
Why was the fisherman so unsuccessful?
Because he didn't have a good leader
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Where do pirates get their hooks?
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook?
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where do pirates get their hooks?
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Where does Captain Hook buy all his hooks?
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