I hade to remove my oldest dagger from my knife collection
It just didn't cut it anymore
Persephone asked Hades for dessert and in response he threw a stone at here and said
Here’s a palm o’ granite
I wish I hade a contortionist friend named Justin so I can carry him around in a suit case...
... just in case
Hades is a way nicer guy than he seems...
People really myth judge him.
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
He said: "I heaven't"
If all dogs go to heaven
Then do cats go to purr-gatory?
I got a date to prom.
I got a date to prom, so I went home to get ready only to relize that I was late. So I have to run down to the limo rental place. The line there was pretty long and after that, I hade to get flowers & chocolate. The line there was also pretty long. Then after that, I finally went to pick her up, she was pretty upset but forgived me and we arrived at our destination. I then got thirst and thank god there was no Punch Line.
