Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
Unique up on it!
They have Anty-bodies.
Dig a big hole, Fill it with ashes, Sprinkle peas on top, When the elephant goes to take a pea, Kick it in the ash hole.
I mist.
Sometimes people go fishing to catch something.
And sometimes they go just for the halibut.
It was a missed steak
He goes undercover
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
Tame way, unique up on it.
(This was actually my Dad's favorite Dad joke. Happy Birthday, Dad!)
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
He was in denial.
Dino-SARS
... but they were just too phosphorus.
You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!
Now I can't read anything.
They have strong anty-bodies.
Short people with umbrellas
Guess I caught M-all
A-fish-in-sea
Because he always has a great "S" cape.
Because it was bipolar...
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
Because he has Santa-bodies.
Unique up on it
Snatchos
They’re neither sitting nor standing!
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Me: "Probably not, he's really good at elf-isolation"
Annette.
... walk faster.
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
They will all be Santatized
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
Have someone throw it to you.
It’s in a corona-logical order.
But you'll catch more honeys being fly
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.
You ‘neak up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
