I told my wife she drew her eyebrows abit high today

she seemed suprised

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Jzshuv
šŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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He looks abit SICKamore
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/magicgorilla513
šŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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If you took the shell off a snail...

Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/J0eYT
šŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I asked my wife to say 4 things about me. She said I’m mature, I’m polite, I’m perfect, ...

....And I have no idea how apostrophes and periods work.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Ive been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper

I only intended to rough him up abit

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CaptRedBeardOG
šŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I got out dad joked!

The missus asked me to grate some cheese for dinner tonight, I said to my son "you can do it, I'm sure you will have a grate time" The SO said "well that was abit cheesy, maybe you should be more mature and get grating"

I feel inferior now and have begun grating cheese :(

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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