A man walks into the doctor's office

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.

"It's.. erm .. well ... I have five penises." replies the man.

"Ah ok. How do your trousers fit?" asks the doc.

"Like a glove."

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Prince Charles got the COVID-19

Finally he got his crown

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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my picture in it. Guess I really am

independent

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Cajoling the wife into the bedroom today...

We haven't had sex all year!

She groaned.

Still no nookie 😢

Edit. Erm scratch that! 😁

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My dad just answered the phone to my mums friend Val who he barely knows and I heard the conversation....

Val: Hi Ray, it's Val here.

Ray: Hi Val here it's Ray!

Val: Erm oh (pause) is Mary there please?

Ray: Yes Val here, I will just pass you over to her.

Seriously I hate my dad sometimes. At what age does it become acceptable for your humour to deteriorate to this?

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I NEED HOSPITAL REALTED PUNS RIGHT NOW

I'm at the hospital and I need some hospital related puns now!

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