A list of puns related to "Ems"
How do you tell a good joke about time travel?
...for extra battery
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.
Why can't you trust an atom?
They literally make up everything!
Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.
Alternative for the logic nerds:
Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.
I guess you could say thatβs their catchphrase.
It folded.
He was aiding and a-betting!
First one's on the house
... then you're probably using the wrong end of the whisk.
But I'm making a sauce just for the halibut.
But I never kiss Intel.
A man calmly stands up and says, "You ain't got enough bullets, mate."
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