I told my wife she drew her eyebrows abit high today
she seemed suprised
A woman I met recently let me choose where to go on our first date: an art museum or a science museum
When we went to the art museum she said the chemistry wasn't there.
I asked my wife to say 4 things about me. She said I’m mature, I’m polite, I’m perfect, ...
....And I have no idea how apostrophes and periods work.
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster... Or abit sluggish?
Ive been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper
I only intended to rough him up abit
I got out dad joked!
The missus asked me to grate some cheese for dinner tonight, I said to my son "you can do it, I'm sure you will have a grate time" The SO said "well that was abit cheesy, maybe you should be more mature and get grating"
I feel inferior now and have begun grating cheese :(
