Mayor: You were hired to build a suspension bridge! This thing could collapse any minute! Engineer: Can you feel it? Mayor: Feel what?

Engineer: The suspense!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSelenio
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I was going to tell a joke about large cuts of meat...

...but it would just get roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giantsgiants
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