Regular rocks are too heavy.
That's what I call luck of the IRS
..the sham rock.
Erin go “brah”.
What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture.
How do you know an Irishman is having fun?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
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Happy St Paddy’s Day everyone!
A lepricon.
Be Mine-us (B-)
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
Obviously a sham rock.
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Carrie underwood
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Ooops, wrong bus!
Missouri loves company!
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
It was the Arch.
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
But it was at its peak in the 80s.
Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308: Title text was “It's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.”
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
Because the cases keep Dublin.
So had quarantinis in the house instead!
They feel some precipitation.
"I think it's raining" says the man.
"No, it's snowing" says the woman.
"Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining" he says, before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
Hey guys, I am tasked with designing a hashtag for out Paddy’s day. I work in an Irish pub and it’s a huge day for us. I was thinking #guinesspartystarted or #mindyouownguiness. Any awesome ideas? Thanks
Because Missouri loves Company.
He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'
...but he's a sissy.
I think it might even keep on Dublin.
So I guess you could say I’m the dickhead.
You don't want to press your luck.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
I think it might even keep on Dublin
