They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
Photon: "...I don't have any, I'm travelling light."
They fired him on day one. He was caught eating carrion.
Will only be allowed to sell plane chocolate.
I guess it's part of heightened security.
TSA agent: Doing well
Me: Did they pay you to say that?
It's pretty plane to see why.
I commended them on their valiant efforts to stop a potential SUSHIcide bomber!
Turns out they don't like jokes about that. :(
To stop arms smuggling.
Hi Jacker, I'm [muffled sounds as TSA agent tackles dad]
I had to fly from Atlanta to Chicago yesterday.
After I just gone through the security checkpoint and was putting my belt back on and all the other crap from that plastic tub they make you run through the scanner, I handed it back to one of the TSA agents and told him he should not carry too many of those at once.
Why?
Because he'd be Bin Laden.
He laughed.
A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
Airport Security: Do you have anything sharp on you?
Dad: Yes, my brain.
TSA agent asked him, "Sir, are you aware you have a cat in here?"
And he said "Well don't let the cat out of the bag!".
Make sure not to say HI to JACK when we see him at the airport, the TSA might have to detain us.
We're getting ready to head into the airport to pick my aunt to stay for the week. My sister had a banana in the car and we're joking around about the TSA and she says she's going to put the banana in the pocket of her dress:
Her: if the comment on it- I'll put my hand there and say it's a stick up.
Me: don't you mean a split up.
She laughed pretty hard, our parents proceeded to groan.
