What do you call a gymnasium for flowers?

A Power Plant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemonTheTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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When I was a kid, my school was so formal that we didn’t have a gymnasium

We had a Jamesnasium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibasoul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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The local basketball gymnasium flooded months ago, but our town did nothing about it.

All the kids are trying to play tournament games anyway... it's Marsh Madness!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My tenth grade history teacher was definitely a Dad.

It was the end of class. Before dismissing us, he informs us that we won't be having class the next day and will instead be going to the gymnasium for an assembly. When the bell rang, as everyone was leaving class, I went to his desk and asked what the assembly was supposed to be about. His Response:

"I'm just a mushroom." ...awkward pause, stare... "I live in the dark and people drop crap on me."

I wasn't really sure how to react to that. With a confused look on my face, I just turned around and walked out the door. I'm still not sure if that was a dad joke or the musings of a bitter old man. Maybe both. I don't know, it just seems like it belongs here, if only for the sheer awkwardness of it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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