Gandhi is well known for his spiritual guidance, ascribe mystical powers to him...

We know he frequently fasted which made him somewhat frail and caused bad breath. We also know that he often went without shoes, making the souls of his feet very tough.

This made him a... Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

(I’ll see myself out)

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👤︎ u/aisored224
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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If you ever need a bit of guidance in life always ask a geotechnical engineer...

They give the best advice on earth.

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📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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What's more powerful? the Apollo 11 guidance computer or an Iphone?

They sent the guidance computer into the air and it didn't break.

However if you send an Iphone into the air, chances are it's going to break.

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📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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Took a walk to look for spiritual guidance. Then I saw a billboard advertising a local church.

I think it was a sign.

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👤︎ u/TurkMcGill
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Everybody calls me their guidance counselor

Because I open so many doors for them

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👤︎ u/YaBoiUthan
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Churches had to disband when it was announced there would be no more mass gatherings.

They followed the guidance religiously.

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Dad said this to me today while discussing high school and college.

My guidance counselor said I was an expert in my field, so I became a farmer.

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