A list of puns related to "Greek salad"
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
It got feta up over olive the other salads picking on it.
I told her I'm feta-up with it.
I made my greek salad for dinner tonight.
Me: How did you find the salad?
Mom: Oh, it was just in the fridge.
Me: No, I me-- God dammit!
During dinner my dad got some of the thanksgiving turkey out of the fridge to munch on.
Dad: Cold turkey is good, right?
Mom and I: -_-
Both my parents are 2 years sober, my dad having done it cold turkey.
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