I can't stand Greek salads.

I like un-feta'd access to my greens.

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👤︎ u/bopaqod
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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Why did the greek salad get angry?

It got feta up over olive the other salads picking on it.

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📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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My wife makes Greek salad everyday

I told her I'm feta-up with it.

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📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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Double dadjoked at dinner.

I made my greek salad for dinner tonight.

Me: How did you find the salad?

Mom: Oh, it was just in the fridge.

Me: No, I me-- God dammit!


During dinner my dad got some of the thanksgiving turkey out of the fridge to munch on.

Dad: Cold turkey is good, right?

Mom and I: -_-

Both my parents are 2 years sober, my dad having done it cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/ViralKira
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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